“Alice, is it possible that everything is true? Fairy tales and horror stories? Is it possible that there isn’t anything sane or normal at all?”
Not really. Nor does New Moon do a very good job of making us feel like we live in a world much like our own, except for vampires.
“If this is about my soul, take it! I don’t want it without you.”
Why can’t I quit you, Edward?
“You give me everything just by breathing.”
Jack White said the same thing and it sounded way less stupid. Pretty sad, right?
“It’s still my birthday, can I ask for one thing? Kiss me.”
Edward is afraid to kiss Bella because he has a purity ring and is saving it for marriage. Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame…
“Marry me, Bella.”
Time for a shower! Gotta wash Twilight stank off!