A Guy’s Guide To ‘The Twilight Saga: New Moon’

Friday, November 18 by

Cringe-Worthy Quotes

“Alice, is it possible that everything is true? Fairy tales and horror stories? Is it possible that there isn’t anything sane or normal at all?”

Not really. Nor does New Moon do a very good job of making us feel like we live in a world much like our own, except for vampires.

“If this is about my soul, take it! I don’t want it without you.”

Why can’t I quit you, Edward?

“You give me everything just by breathing.”

Jack White said the same thing and it sounded way less stupid. Pretty sad, right?

“It’s still my birthday, can I ask for one thing? Kiss me.”

Edward is afraid to kiss Bella because he has a purity ring and is saving it for marriage. Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame…

“Marry me, Bella.”

Time for a shower! Gotta wash Twilight stank off!