A Guy’s Guide To ‘The Twilight Saga: Eclipse’

Friday, November 18 by

Cringe-Worthy Quotes

“I know the consequences of the choice you’re making.”

Mostly because I am the only person capable of understanding what a total dick I am.

“Can you at least attempt to control your thoughts?”

Bro, I can read your spank bank. Keep it under wraps.

“Face it, I am hotter than you.”

We seriously expected Edward and Jacob to start making out after this line.

“Relax Bella, you’ll warm up soon Faster if you take your clothes off.”

Yes. You will “warm up faster” if you take your clothes off, revealing your chestless, boyish body to me.

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