Here’s a first look at Leonardo DiCaprio as J. Edgar Hoover in Clint Eastwood’s J. Edgar. The film explores Hoover’s closeted homosexuality and his relationship with Clyde Toulson, played by the Winklevie, Armie Hammer. Tell me, does the man below look gay to you? The way he squints and lets that cigarette dangle from his lip. Straight as an arrow. But I suppose looks can be deceiving. Toulson didn’t give him the name “Hoover the Vacuum” for no reason. You’ll have to wait for the movie to see if my tasteless joke makes it in. I bet Eastwood cuts it.