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Here are your holiday weekend links.

The Nine Most Scathing Critical Responses to the New Big Momma Movie (MovieLine)

Hipster Strip Joint to Open In New York (BarstoolSpors)

25 Vintage 3D Movies (HolyTaco)

Giant Rats From Space With Lasers For Eyes (FilmDrunk)

Sarah Shahi (CelebJihad)

Real Life Mario Kart — The Best Version Yet (Unreality)

January Jones Talks X-Men (MovieFone)

Frankie Muniz Calls 911 About Something (PopEater)

10 Reasons Miley Cyrus Should Not Be Allowed On "SNL" (Smosh)

The 13 Hottest Wonder Woman Costumes In Pop Culture History (Ranker)

Gorilla Prank Scares NFL Prospects (BroBible)

A Salute to the Daytona 500 (Maxim)

The 2011 Oscar Nominated Live Action Shorts (Pajiba)

'Dark Knight Rises' Fan Posters (NextMovie)

MMA's Top 10 Underrated Fighters (CagePotato)

Thomas Jefferson's Beer Recipe (MadeMan)

The Day Guitar Hero Died (GameFront)

The Best Handball Video You'll Ever See (TuVez)