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Here are your weekend links.

Is It Okay to Wear Socks During Sex? (Asylum)

Rope Swing Mishap Showdown (BarstoolSports)

And Now He's Not Fired: Tito Ortiz to Fight Lil Nog in March (CagePotato)

25 Bizarre Taxidermy Creations (HolyTaco)

Talking Due Date, Unstoppable with Lindy West (FilmDrunk)

What to See This Weekend (MovieFone)

Kristen Stewart Lap Dance Video (CelebJihad)

Just a Reminder of Childhood TV Awesomeness (Unreality)

The 10 Craziest Vets from Movies (Maxim)

How Dreams Help Your Brain (MadeMan)

Rock Star Yearbook Photos (Smosh)

Roberta Mancino Named Sexiest Female Athlete (TotalProSports)

Carlos Tevez is a Proctologist? (TuVez)

The Story of Butthole Day (Pajiba)

Leonardo DiCaprio's Face Slasher Pleads No Contest (PopEater)

The Top 10 Cutest Ukelele Girls (Ranker)