Today, Pulp Fiction is being released on Blu-ray. In honor of the occasion, we've decided to have a contest. Caption the pic below. The person with the funniest caption will receive a copy of the DVD. You have until 12:00 PM PST on Friday, October 7th, to submit your caption. Feel free to submit multiple times. The winner will be decided by me and me alone, so deal with it.

Here's the pic. Good luck!