BEHOLD! The First Images from ‘Jurassic World’!

Wednesday, April 23 by
I won't say the actual ones are more disappointing than this pic, but they're not less disappointing.  

Do you enjoy having your hopes built up, then having them crash down in disappointment? If so, these first Jurassic World images are for you. From them, you can derive that the film will contain lush, verdant savannas, and auto damage that will, by law, require the exchange of insurance information.

There’s something for everyone. Except people who enjoy dinosaurs. There’s nothing for them here.

 

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