Zoe doing her best assassin pose.
Written by Besson and Robert Mark Kamen, “Colombiana” is set in Latin America and the U.S. Saldana would play a young woman who, after witnessing her parents’ murder as a child in Bogota, grows up to be a stone-cold assassin. She works for her uncle as a hitman by day, but her personal time is spent engaging in vigilante murders that she hopes will lead her to her ultimate target: the mobster responsible for her parents’ death.
So…it’s another revenge flick. Or it’s Batman without all the philanthropy. I was big fan of Taken so I’ll give Besson and Kamen the benefit of the doubt. I enjoyed watching Liam Nesson crack skulls for 90 minutes, what’s to say I won’t like Zoe Saldana doing the same thing in a tight pleather body suit? Note to director: take my note.