In the time-honored spirit of doing anything for a buck, as well as the impossible dream of making copier paper interesting, if only for a moment, Staples office supply chain will begin selling The Office’s Dunder Mifflin-branded paper.
Now I’m sure you’re saying to yourself, “Whoa. Whoa. Slow down. Before I get excited about this development, is the paper laser quality? Is it bonded? What’s the weight? Will I have the opportunity to put on a watermark?” To which I can only reply, “I don’t know what any of those questions mean.”
Of course, the paper will be more expensive because they have to toss a few schillings in the pocket of NBC on every sale, but it’s been my experience that office managers absolutely love whimsy and will do anything they can to spice up the office, even if it means spending a little more for some packaging that no one will ever, ever see.
Nonetheless, I’m sure some weirdos are camped outside of Staples as I write this.