You Read They're Making A 'Choose Your Own Adventure' Movie
You attempt to decipher a jargon-dense thatch of text from Variety about the new property:
Series encompasses more than 185 titles released 1979-99, starting with R.A. Montgomery’s “The Abominable Snowman.” Individual stories, told in the second person, cover a variety of genres and offer branching narrative paths based on choices the reader makes about the protag’s actions.
With more than 250 million books in print, series has been published in 38 different languages.
New incarnations of the property aim to explore the series’ similarities with new-media interactivity while tapping nostalgic auds who grew up during the series’ 1980s heyday.
You don't go see the movie, because it's going to be terrible. (FilmDrunk)