You Are Old: These 7 Child Actors Can Now Legally Drink

Tuesday, September 13 by
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The news that Jonathan Taylor Thomas turned thirty last week has rocked me to my core, and has me questioning my own mortality. It was a wake up call, indeed. That’s why I decided to take things a level deeper, and really creep you out by pointing out popular child actors who you’re now likely to see partying at Bar Marmont. Get ready to feel really, really old. But don’t worry about it too much. You’ll be dead before you know it.

Mara Wilson – Matilda

Date of Birth: Jul 24, 1987

Mara Wilson found fame at a young age in films like Mrs. Doubtfire and Miracle on 34th Street. She then went on to take the lead in Matilda for director Danny Devito. Nowadays, she’s old enough to knock back a few limoncello’s with the slurry little halfling.

Jonathan Lipnicki - Jerry Maguire

Date of Birth: October 22, 1990

Okay. He’s not quite twenty-one yet, but he’s pretty close. Besides, this kid was huge for a year or two. You don’t think he was chasing the dragon at all in that time? How else would you explain The Littlest Vampire?

Liam Aiken – Stepmom

Date of Birth: January 7th, 1990

Remember this kid? He was in everything. Stepmom, Road to Perdition, Sweet November, Lemony Snickett’s, and Good Boy! These days, he can be seen in the new television series, A Gifted Man, as well as down at the local watering hole.