The news that Jonathan Taylor Thomas turned thirty last week has rocked me to my core, and has me questioning my own mortality. It was a wake up call, indeed. That's why I decided to take things a level deeper, and really creep you out by pointing out popular child actors who you're now likely to see partying at Bar Marmont. Get ready to feel really, really old. But don't worry about it too much. You'll be dead before you know it.

Mara Wilson - Matilda

Date of Birth: Jul 24, 1987

Mara Wilson found fame at a young age in films like Mrs. Doubtfire and Miracle on 34th Street. She then went on to take the lead in Matilda for director Danny Devito. Nowadays, she's old enough to knock back a few limoncello's with the slurry little halfling.

Jonathan Lipnicki - Jerry Maguire

Date of Birth: October 22, 1990

Okay. He's not quite twenty-one yet, but he's pretty close. Besides, this kid was huge for a year or two. You don't think he was chasing the dragon at all in that time? How else would you explain The Littlest Vampire?

Liam Aiken - Stepmom

Date of Birth: January 7th, 1990

Remember this kid? He was in everything. Stepmom, Road to Perdition, Sweet November, Lemony Snickett's, and Good Boy! These days, he can be seen in the new television series, A Gifted Man, as well as down at the local watering hole.

Amy Castle - Ally McBeal

Date of Birth: April 2nd, 1990

Even young Ally McBeal is driving and voting and doing shooters now. She also played the creepy murder-kid on the ridiculous soap, Passions, which is just plain awesome. If I owned a bar, Passions cast members would drink free for life...especially the orangutan.

Jake Lloyd - Star Wars, Episode 1: The Phantom Menace

Date of Birth: March 5th, 1989

The public's chilly reaction to his performance in The Phantom Menace drove Jake Lloyd to retire from acting at the age of twelve, which is a shame. Just about everyone was bad in that movie. Even Liam Neeson, and he's done roughly 1,000,008 films since then.

Craig Lamar Traylor - Malcolm In The Middle

Date of Birth: March 19, 1989

Don't be surprised if you spot the kid who played Malcolm in the Middle's wheelchair-bound Stevie in line at the club. Yes, he'll have to wait in line. He's not Dewey (who turns 21 next year).

Mackenzie Rosman - 7th Heaven

Date of Birth: December 28th, 1989

Being a Camden child, you knew that Ruthie was going to rebel in a big way. She's currently 21 years old and posting naughty pictures of herself on the Internet while wearing very little (click here to see) and making out with other girls (click here to see). In other words, she's ready to party. Now she can do so legally.