YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO THE MYERS BRIS

Tuesday, September 1 by

I mean, psychotic or no, the man was born to slash foreskin. And it’s a good thing, cause after FINAL DESTINATION whooped his ass this past weekend, he’ll need steady work for a while. 

You and a guest are cordially invited to attend the following: 

Nicky Fleites Has Sand All Over Her Areas (Gorillamask)

How To Survive When Your City Catches Fire (Holytaco)

How Twilight Should Have Ended (Filmdrunk)

The 10 (Or 20, Really) Biggest Breasts In The World (Manofest)

Tetris Sugar Game Is Sweetest Game Of All Time (Walyou)

Nominate Megan Fox And Make Your Awards Irrelevant (Pajiba)

5 Amazing Inventions That Will Doom Humanity (Cracked)

I Can’t Stop Singing Boyz II Men (Heeb)

7 Douchiest Theme Parties (Coedmagazine)

Hottest Israel Women Deserve The Holy Land (Maxim)

Miley Cyrus Ass-Sex Pics Leaked (Celebjihad)

10 Of History’ Unknown Badasses (Mademan)

Either Jerry Millen Is Stupid, Or He Thinks You Are (Cagepotato)

15 Movies That Can Also Be Watched Backwards (Unreality)

Mudflat Olympics In Germany Gets Dirty (Asylum)

Playboy Really, Really, Really Wants Lohan To Pose Nude (Moondogsports)

Mickey Turned To Prostitution After Marvel Joined The Team (Atomfilms)

 

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