Summer Movie Guide 2011

Yep. Victoria’s Secret Model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Will Replace Megan Fox’s Glistening Torso in ‘Transformers 3.’

Wednesday, May 26 by

This is what happens when you complain.

Last week we pondered whether Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, the Victoria’s Secret model with zero acting credibility, would be selected to fill the Megan Fox-shaped hole in all of our Transformers 3 hearts. Today we have the answer: duh.

Pending negotiations, Rosie will fill the role of semi-nude girl tinkering with a motor, and star opposite Shia LaBeouf, Josh Duhamel, and Tyrese Gibson. If she opts in, Rosie will be having her leg humped by either a miniature Decepticon or Shia LaBeouf within the next few weeks. (Deadline)