FINALLY, someone has gotten their house in order to give the people what they want: the sequel to a Sinbad/Schwarzenegger Christmas film starring Larry the Cable Guy and a professional wrestler.

Who gives us this gift? Why, Larry the Cable Guy and a professional wrestling company!

The wrestler co-starring with Mr. the Cable Guy is Santino Marella. Whatever. I don't know who that is. I'm sure he's a fantastic actor, and his costarring with Lawrence will result in a film that's greater than the sum of its parts.

Those parts won't be making it into theaters, though. This will, inexplicably, be a direct-t0-video affair. I guess that just means we get to own it on Blu-Ray that much sooner.