‘Wrath Of The Titans’ To Face Monstrous New Teen Girl Franchise

Monday, March 14 by

The Kraken was nothing compared to tween girls desperately in need of a new Twilight. Even so, Warner Bros is acting bravely, pitting their Titans against Hunger Games.

Thanks to a release date change, Clash of the Titans 2 will go head-to-head at the box office with the red hot dystopian teen novel-turned-Lionsgate-is-praying-franchise Hunger Games. They will now both open on March 30th, 2012. I guess the thinking is that teen girls will go see Hunger Games, and teen boys will see Wrath of the Titans – but what about teen couples? Will the decision of what movie to see that weeken break apart poor Tyler and Jessikka? Nah, probably Jessikka will win, freezing plans for any and all make-out sessions unless her hunger is satiated.

Damn you, Jessikka. Damn you and your crazily spelled version of a perfectly good first name. (Deadline)

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COMMENTS

  1. March 14, 2011 9:22 pm

    Lyla

    Really? The Hunger Games is for teen fickin’ girls? Have you not read the books, it’s made equally for girls and boys. Besides, the romance and love triangle isn’t the main focus of the story, but rather if Katniss will be able to survive.


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