WORST OF THE WEEK PT 2: Salvaging Outer Space

Friday, January 9 by

You know when you put your hand in something really disgusting and you want to make other people smell it? That what Worst Of The Week is about. I get dog crap on my internet eyeballs and have to show it to others.  But instead of actual excrement, it’s a clip or a trailer from a movie that  just should not have been made. A cinematic turd that makes you question why some people work so hard to make such garbage.  This weeks video is a beautiful little gem called Salvaging Space. And looks really, really bad.

You know when you put your hand in something really disgusting and you want to make other people smell it? That what Worst Of The Week is about. I get dog crap on my internet eyeballs and have to show it to others.  But instead of actual excrement, it’s a clip or a trailer from a movie that  just should not have been made. A cinematic turd that makes you question why some people work so hard to make such garbage.  This weeks video is a beautiful little gem called Salvaging Space. And looks really, really bad.

Before even watching the video, you need to read the tag line:

While Captain Laruge and his crew are in search of valuable salvage into deep space unknown enemies appear out of nowhere and attempt to destroy them. Proper teamwork means success or death. However, in space…..trust is a rare find!


Proper teamwork? Trust is a rare find? Really?  I guess the way to really keep production costs low for a movie like this is to 1) live in mom’s basement 2) film the entire movie in mom’s basement 3) have mom take care of catering 4) use four colors for the whole movie (extra colors are expensive) 5) masturbate.

Have you seen something mind-blowingly shit-tastic?  SEND THAT TURD IN: feedback@screenjunkies.com

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