'Winter's Bone' Band Touring The Nation, Bringing Despair To The Masses
If you get invited to this concert by your significant other, there is a 55% chance that they will break up with you during the concert or immediately after. I, however, would break up before, and let the soulful musings be our soundtrack to loss, leaving the door open for, one day, redemption.
The A.V. Club's article was unclear whether you have to bring your own mangy coon hound to the venue or if filthy dogs will be provided for all ticketed patrons.