Will Smith and ‘Men in Black 3D’ Choose a Date

Friday, May 7 by

"I found this in Mrs. Lee Jones’ sock drawer."

Will Smith and Columbia Pictures have officially chosen a date, so you can stop asking all the time, Will Smith’s mom. As foretold in the Ancient Scrolls of Fresh Princia, Men in Black 3D will indeed open Memorial Day Weekend 2012. Deadline reports that the sequel has set the film for a May 25th, 2012 release. Known in many circles as "Big Willy Weekend." Note: circles of idiots.

Tommy Lee Jones has yet to sign on, nor has Josh Brolin. The production is in the process of finalizing their deals. It’s unclear at this point which role Jaden Smith will be shoe-horned into, but I’m sure it will be justly earned. He’ll earn it you guys.