Here's what we do know: Disney filed a patent on May 3 to trademark the name "Seal Team 6." As everyone with a pair of working (mouse) ears knows, Seal Team 6 is the elit fighting squad responsible for killing terrorist leader Osama Bin Laden. The application extends to everything from toys, footwear, games, “education services" (?) and more.

What we don't know: Disney's plans for the patent.

What I assume is going on: Either the House of Mouse is gonna make an animated musical about a group of talking circus seals who decide to hunt down Osama Bin Pigeon, a live action re-imagining of the Seal Team 6 story called Herbie Hunts al-Qaeda, or they're revamping "Mr. Toad's Wild Ride" to take place in Pakistan. Possibly all three. Stay tuned... (MediaBistro)