They're making a movie about Medieval Times. Yes, the chain restaurant, and yes, I'm serious. Not much else is known, but what else needs to be? According to a Deadline article, the movie will be very serious, because Medieval Times demands to be taken seriously.

The production houses Benderspink and Broken Road have teamed up to buy the rights to make a film out of the experiential chain restaurant. Although it's not explicitly disclosed, I'm surprised that it took two parties to raise the $217 (I assume) to buy the rights to make a movie about a restaurant.

Exciting stuff.

No. No it isn't.