We're Getting Two More 'Pirates Of The Caribbean' Films We Don't Want
If you were worried that Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides would be your last chance to see Johnny Depp wear a floppy hat and talk like a drunken stroke victim, don't fret. You'll have at least two more chances. Disney wants to go ahead with a fifth and sixth entry in the series, and they'd like to shoot them back-to-back.
Ugh. Stop making Pirates Of The Caribbean movies! We get it. He's a pirate. He does pirate stuff. Let's move on. Why do we need all of these? Is Disney competing with Saw? FREE JOHNNY!!! (HitFix)