We’re Finally Getting A ‘Smurfs’ Reboot

Thursday, March 13 by
GTFO. 

The good news is that Sony has bowed to our pleas to burn the Smurfs movies with fire. The bad news is, they’re rebooting them.

The original plan was to follow up 2011′s Smurfs and 2013′s Smurfs 2 with a third film for Katy Perry to add to her acting reel, but a 40% dip in profit has encouraged Sony to say, “Fuuuuck… We should have found a way to show off her boobs.” The studio has instead decided to abandon the carefully placed plot pieces by returning the Smurfs to their native mushroom village habitat for a purely animated film that won’t require any live-action performance. Good thing Hank Azaria has paid off the mortgage. (Deadline)

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