In further demonstrating that the United States is the greatest country in the world, this fair nation has been dubbed the leader in yet another category: illegal media downloads.
In a stunning display of power and integrity, the United States has nabbed an estimated 97 million music files, and I’m guessing that we’re also kicking ass in taking films and TV shows, because we have the whole package, and no group of terrorists will ever take that away.
The next closest country was a US ally, thankfully, with the United Kingdom taking down 43 million, which is pretty impressive given their proportionately smaller population.
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