It's the first monday of the rest of your life. We have a black president. Marley and Me is still dominating our box office. Despite the crumbling economy and the increasing probability that the rapture will occur in YOUR lifetime, moving pictures continue to be a profitable business. Netflix is going to be built into your TV. And Steve Jobs told the world that there is something wrong with his hormones, but that he will live. All of this in our morning news links. The future, dear Junkies, is a bright one.

Dog Pees On Nazis, Blah Blah Blah (Filmdrunk)

Box Office Resists Recession (Variety

Netflix Streaming To Be Built Into TVs (Alley Insider)

Steve Jobs Reveals Hormone Imbalance (HR)