Vincent D’Onofrio And Chelsea Handler Seen Hanging Out At ‘Mall’

Friday, May 6 by

Eric Bogosian’s novel Mall is coming to a big screen near you, perhaps at the mall, thanks to the efforts of star/producer/scriptwriter Vincent D’Onofrio. He’ll be sharing the food court with Chelsea Handler and Bogosian. There’s a really interesting facet to this story that you should know, but before I get to it I’ll give you a quick synopsis on the movie:

“The film follows the intersecting paths of five disaffected suburbanites: a stoner teen, restless housewife (a dark role to be played by Handler), a voyeuristic businessman (D’Onofrio), a mall security guard and a trigger-happy crystal meth addict who heads to the mall looking for trouble”

OK, sounds pretty interesting, right? Well, remember that “interesting facet” I alluded to before (if you don’t, see a doctor immediately because you have short-term memory loss)? Here it is: The movie is going to be directed by Joe Hahn OF THE BAND LINKIN PARK. That’s right – a movie about a bunch of crazy people at a mall is going to be directed by a member of one of the definitive mall rock bands. Funny, right? See you at the mall! (Deadline)

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  1. May 6, 2011 9:25 am

    Lindsey Strauss

    Bogosian is Armenian. A lot of people don’t know that.

    I hope he does more
    mainstream movies and leading roles from now. He is an underrated actor. So, I
    hope that he does more movies, tries to reach his full potential as an actor
    and tries to win an Oscar.

    other Armenian icons and legends include Andre Agassi, Charles Aznavour, Dita
    Von Teese, Cher, Princess Diana (1/64 Armenian), Atom Egoyan, Arshile Gorky,
    The Kardashians, Dr. Jack Kevorkian, Kirk Kerkorian, Mike Connors, William
    Saroyan, Seymour Skinner (Armen Tamzarian), System of a Down, Steven Zaillian,
    Michael Vartan, Gregory Peck, Andy Serkis, Ken Davitian, David Hedison, David
    Dickinson, Simon Abkarian, the Hughes brothers (Albert and Allen).

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