Show me Happy Tree. That’s good. Now show me Surfing On Missile Tree.
And so it goes, after much speculation about which big, dumb oaf Vin Diesel would play in an upcoming Marvel film, it’s been revealed he’ll flex his throat’s biceps in the role of Groot – the talking tree from Guardians of the Galaxy only capable of saying “I am Groot.” Diesel kept us all guessing after dropping hints that he might play The Vision in The Avengers 2 when reporting that his meetings with Marvel went really well. Apparently, those meetings consisted of:
MARVEL: Here’s millions of dollars.