VIN DIESEL IS GOING TO BE KOJAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, December 17 by
Has a nose ever been so honkable?  

Vin Diesel, the guys who wrote Skyfall, and the good people who make Mach 3 head-shaving razors (probably) are all teaming up to bring us a new Kojak, reimagined to be Vin Diesel instead of the original, dead guy Telly Savalas.

Kojak was a TV show that followed a detective around in 1970′s NYC, though it’s unknown how much of the original’s DNA will make it into the updated adaptation, besides of course, a big beautiful bald head.

Diesel will be producing this film as well as starring, after getting producer credits in Fast 5 and possibly the one before it (please don’t make me look it up), so expect him to leave his fingerprints all over every aspect of this project, including, but not limited to, squinty eyes and baldness.

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