‘Valentine’s Day’ Actress Jessica Biel

Tuesday, February 9 by

Here’s an obligatory Jessica Biel post. I haven’t done her yet as the girl of the day, and no I didn’t mean it THAT way. If you don’t know who Jessica is by now you must be living under a rock that doesn’t get internet access because even being barricaded in your parent’s basement wouldn’t be an excuse.

A word from Jessica: “It’s nice to have a little meat on you, and I hope I inspire women to appreciate their muscular calves.”

I don’t know if women appreciate them, but men certainly do. Namely YOUR muscular calves, which can look gross on many less attractive, fatter females. Oh no, did I just ruin your inspirational message?

The pics after the jump will heal all wounds.

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