Urkel Breaks Back Into Hollywood, Harriette’s Favorite Vase

 

Jaleel White, the actor better only known as Urkel has rolled up his pants cuffs and dove into the scriptwriting pool. He’s reuniting with “Family Matters” and My Big Fa Greek Wedding director Joel Zwick for Did U Get My Text? The story, written by White, follows a couple who meet and fall in love via text message.

Good for him! Hollywood is a tough place that can chew you up and spit you out if you’re not careful. Especially former child actors. Congratulations all around. I can’t help but be jealous though. If I sold a script, I could do so many awesome things with the money. Like, build a robotic replica of myself, or invent a new dance craze, or brew a potion that turns me into my smooth doppelganger. Then maybe the girl next door would fall for me and her fat father would be more accepting. I wear these shoes on doctor’s orders, Carl! (The Wrap)