TYSON THREATENS MOVIE CRITICS WITH FACIAL SODOMY

Monday, April 27 by

Sony Classics’ Mike Tyson documentary simply dubbed, Tyson, opened this past Friday and had a strong per screen average of $25,890 opening day*, more than quintupling the per-screen average of its cat-fighting counterpart, Obsessed, and figuratively punching Beyoncé right in the uterus, Robin Givens-style.

Our friends at Holy Taco have posted an op-ed piece from The New York Times written by Mike Tyson himself, in response to the very small number of haters who panned a film most critics are calling "turbulently candid and hypnotic."  I don’t remember the last time I was hypnotized by turbulence, but it’s fun unpacking your adjectives in reviews.  Unless you’re Rex Reed, who just calls everything "incendiary," including fire.  Check out the piece at Holy Taco here.

And if you haven’t seen the trailer, you can watch it after the jump.  It’s insendeeahwee. 

*Source: Leesmovieinfo.com

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