Tyler Perry’s ‘The Marriage Counselor’ Will Now Feature Two Things Black People Love: Tyler Perry And Kim Kardashian’s Ass

Tuesday, October 25 by
The film will be markedly worse than this picture.  

In a move that will pair two people who got really, really rich out of leveraging their polarizing names, Kim Kardashian will be jumping aboard Tyler Perry’s The Marriage Counselor, a film about a marriage counselor that can’t fix her own marriage. Whoa! It would appear that Tyler Perry is a graduate of the Alanis Morissette School of Irony.

Kim K will play a co-worker of the marriage counselor, which seems a little strange. Wouldn’t a marriage counselor’s co-worker just be another marriage counselor? Is a marriage counseling practice a big operation that requires a complicated staffing plan? I’m not going to worry about the details, because I know that Tyler Perry will take care of this and many other details in order to give to us the best film possible that stars a giant black guy as a grandma…or something.

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