Sensory overload. Not enough blood in my brain as I write this post. Has traveled to my…elsewhere. In a recent interview with MTV, Jessica Alba revealed she’ll be playing identical twins in Robert Rodriguez’s Grindhouse spinoff, Machete. One of them will be bad, one of them will good, and both of them will look like Jessica Alba. I’d suggest that the two Albas kiss in the film but I’m fairly certain such an event would signal the apocalypse. In all honesty, what more would we have to live for? Check out Alba’s interview below.