‘Twilight Eclipse’ Fans Abandon Their Parents’ Basements To Camp Out For Premiere

Wednesday, June 23 by

Roughing it the same way our forefathers did.

There has never been a more lucrative time to be a cat-sitter. With Twilight Eclipse set to play at the Los Angeles Film Festival one week before it opens nationwide on June 30th, eager fans have assembled en masse to get a glimpse of their favorite stars. In fact, if you stroll by there right now, you’ll see a "tent city" built by the Twihards. Just like our early settlers. Though they’re more likely to suffer from Pop Rox in their blankets than small pox.

It’s now being reported that 550 of the overzealous nut jobs will be rewarded for their stalking by being guaranteed spots on the red carpet at Eclipse‘s Thursday premiere. The lesson here is if you obsess over someone hard enough, you’ll be granted close access to them. Now, who amongst you has Bieber Fever and an attraction to hunting knives? (DailyMail)

 

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