How bad is Twilight: Eclipse? It’s so bad that men in the prime of their lives are dropping dead after a single viewing. Don’t believe me? Then how do you explain this poor "transient" in New Zealand?
The body of the man was found in a movie theatre at the Reading complex on Courtenay Place by a staff member shortly before 8.30pm last night, said police. The theatre had been screening The Twilight Saga: Eclipse.
Well, there you have it. Twilight kills. What other explanation can there be for why a 23-year-old transient would drop dead? Haven’t you seen Hobo with a Shotgun? They’re practically indestructible. (NZHerald)