Summer Movie Guide 2011

‘Transformers 3′ on Track to Rape Your Senses Next Summer

Tuesday, January 12 by

It seems Michael Bay took time off from redefining evolution to prep his next film Transformers 3, which is set to begin filming in May. You might say, "Isn’t that an awfully quick prep time for a movie of such magnitude," and I would respond, "Yeah, dude, now quit tugging at my sleeve." My guess is that the "creative team" is working off of a picture that Bay took of his bowl of Alpha-Bits Cereal. You never know what kind of fascinating stories you’re going to find floating a top a silky sea of milk. Bay’s breakfast spelled out, "Explosion robot sweat cleavage," and he was off to the races. 

We’ll find out if Transformers 3 sucks as much as its last predecessor July 1, 2011.

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