The Descent: Part 2 trailer has arrived online and it looks every bit as scary as the original.  And, judging by the brief images in the above, the film looks to combine several elements that scare the crap out of me -- dark, confined spaces, vicious man-eating creatures and the Paris Hilton sex tape. It's bound to give me nightmares so if you don't mind, I may have to sleep with your mom tonight.  If you'll recall, I take two sugar cubes in my morning coffee; please have it ready.  Hang on one sec... your mom's requesting two teabags for her... Oh.  Wait that last bit wasn't for you.

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