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Oh, Isabel Lucas... only you can elevate Transformers Revenge of the Fallen to the level of "serviceable," even if your Decepticon character was the most misguided Transformer ever.  You're also the shining ray of light in this otherwise dystopian trailer for the new vampire film Daybreakers.  It's got dark, moody lighting... music by Placebo... and hissing.  Throw in a couple Mexican Pizzas from Taco Bell and you've got every night every overweight single forty-something spends living in his parents' basement.

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