TRAILER FOR ‘BRONSON’ IS HAPPY TO KILL YOU IN RETURN FOR JAIL TIME

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The trailer for the independent flick BRONSON has hit the ‘nets, and boy does it hit hard (and with a great soundtrack to accompany said pummeling, which is really the only way to pummel).  It reminds me a little bit of TRAINSPOTTING in that way, only instead of heroin, the lead character is addicted to inflicting pain and stealing loot.  The film is based on real life criminal and glutton for punishment Michael Peterson, who spent 34 years of his life behind bars, 28 of which were in solitary.  The film’s title comes from the nickname he adopted: Charles Bronson.  As the real Charles Bronson said, "Audiences like to see the bad guys get their comeuppance."  If that holds true, this should be one orgasmic audience pleaser.

Read more on BRONSON at The Playlist.

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