‘Tomb Raider’ Gets Rebooted, Reboobed

Monday, March 7 by

Lara Croft, the astoundingly boobacious adventurer, is one of the most recognizable characters in gaming. Yet for some reason, I think a lot of people are less excited by her than by a fat plumber in overalls. Maybe it’s because Mario only made one shitty movie, and there are two shitty movies in the Tomb Raider series. Wait, check that – three. Or if GK Films has their way, twenty million. Ughhh.

GK Films announced that they’re rebooting the Tomb Raider franchise with “daring new adventures for the young and dynamic Lara Croft.” This will likely mean no more expensive “old” Angelina Jolie – a cheap young hottie will likely wear two gun holsters and not much else from now on. They’re aiming to launch the first movie in 2013.

Can GK Films return Tomb Raider to its rightful place of making a lot of money but nobody really giving a crap? Sure, why not? (/Film)

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