Tom Selleck Confirms ‘Three Men and an Unnecessary Sequel’ Rumors

Thursday, June 3 by

Why are these dudes still living together?

Actor Tom Selleck confirmed that Disney is attempting to move forward on a third installment in the Three Men series. For those of you born after 1992, this refers to a popular 80′s movie (Three Men and a Baby) and its disappointing, midget-porn sequel (Three Men and a Little Lady) co-starring Selleck, Steve Guttenberg and Ted Danson. Make your own Steve Guttenberg joke, cause I like the guy.

"It is true that Disney checked my availability," Selleck told the site. "And I know they checked Ted’s and Steve’s, and then had a script written, I think tentatively called ‘Three Men and a Bride,’ which kind of says it all [about the story]."

I’m trying really hard not to be negative, but the "baby" from the film is now in her mid twenties, and no one besides my friend Jon wants to see a girl in her 20′s "accidentally" pee on Ted Danson. I’m not even sure Netflix can legally send something like that through the mail. 

While we’re at it, why not just make Adventures in Babysitting: The Next Generation, Good Evening Vietnam, or Mannequin: The Revenge.* (ComingSoon)

*These are all real pitches. I demand an executive producer credit and 5% of both the domestic and international box-office.