To Promote ‘The Sitter’, Jonah Hill Is Taking Your Calls

Friday, September 9 by
The last dude you want to give fridge privileges. 

If you’re feeling lonely this weekend and need someone to talk to, why not give Jonah Hill a call? He’s a great listener. No joke. In order to promote his comedy The Sitter, Hill will be taking calls at (917) 409-7838 but please don’t call during dinner. That’s just good manners.

What would you guys chat with Hill about? Personally, I would pretend to be held hostage and claim that Hill’s number was the only one my broken phone could reach like in Cellular. Then we could talk about Cellular and how implausibly bad it is, which would lead me to admit that this has all been a ruse. I’m not really being held hostage. Then I’d ask him if he likes any of the girls at school. It’s about this time that his reps make him hang up. (Vulture)

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