‘Timecop’ To Be Remade As Big Budget Blockbuster

Tuesday, September 21 by

‘JUDO-TAINT!!!!"

The film that dared to bring us two Ron Silvers is coming back. Universal has announced that they plan to actually write the word "Timecop" down on paper, follow it with more pages featuring description and dialogue, hire a director to wear a baseball cap that reads "Timecop" on the front, convince an actor to play a "Timecop," and then spend money on actually getting this thing made, and mass-produce billboards and other marketing materials that say "Timecop."

Sadly, they will not cast Jean Claude Van Damme to reprise his role as the cop who cops time for this one. Good luck finding an actor who can make his foot hover in front of people’s faces. They don’t teach that skill. You’re born with it. (What’s Playing)

 

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