If you've ever been criticized not for something you've said, but "how you said it," then we can help. Well, actually, the folks at Vulture are helping, but we're pointing you in the right direction, which has to be worth something, no?

The keyboard in the link above will offer up literally seconds of fun in picking which iteration of the Guardians of the Galaxy character's only line is the best for the situation you're in. And if someone doesn't want to take the time to follow you back to your computer so that you can play them a trite line from a popular film...well, maybe they weren't really your friend to begin with.

Makes ya think, huh?

Well, stop all that thinking and start saying "I am Groot" the way your boy Vin Diesel would say it.