Good God, Johnny Depp, what is wrong with you? Looks like Mama took a bottle of her happy pills and put on some makeup for her rendez-vous with Death. Aces, Tim Burton! You’ve officially put your stamp on one of the most beloved stories of all time and turned it into a Disney film that’s sure to have kids pissing all over their Mickey Mouse bedsheets.
Below is the brand spankin’ new trailer for Alice in Wonderland. It offers a bunch of footage we haven’t seen before, as well as additional trippy and tripping characters coming out of the meth-soaked woodwork. It will be attached to Avatar this weekend in glorious 3D. Do a stoner check before you take your seat in the theater. The last thing you want is your neighbor tweaking when The Mad Hatter’s eyes peer into his soul.