Somebody on the Nobel Committee please rush an award to this picture.
UGO: Why isn’t Mr. T. doing a cameo?
Joe Carnahan: I don’t know that he’s not, brutha, I don’t know that he’s not! That book is not yet closed. Benedict and Schultz are in it, the thing with T is that he’s very vocal that he didn’t want to play anyone other than B.A..
This leaves us wondering what roles the cast of the television series will play in the film. Will Mr. T play B.A. Baracus’s hyperactive, feather-earring wearing father? Or perhaps they’ll go the Star Trek route and he’ll play the future version of B.A. that Face meets in an ice cave after nearly being eaten by a bizarre, vagina-faced ice monster. Either one makes sense. (UGO)