You know how when you read an article on The Onion, it seems like 84% of the joke is in the punchline? That's how I feel about this article. There's going to be a film called Epic Fail. I normally don't judge a movie by its title, but normally, movies aren't titled Epic Fail.

So...*sighs*...I guess we should talk about the plot. Ed Helms will play the head of an "elite, but highly unorthodox, special forces team." Ok. That actually does sound pretty funny.

In the event that the movie is terrible, it will at least have lived up to its name. It's stupid, stupid name. And every crappy movie journalist in the world will delight in that fact.