Summer Movie Guide 2011

‘THE ZOOKEEPER’ GETS VOICES

Tuesday, June 23 by

 

According to Variety, Hollywood is making yet another family film with animals that’s sure to rake in millions.  The Zookeeper, starring Kevin James and Rosario Dawson, centers on zoo animals trying to teach the keeper their method of dating and mating to help him win back the woman of his dreams.  Cher’s voicing a giraffe, Jon Favreau a bear, Sly Stallone a lion, and Judd Apatow an elephant.  If the film sticks to a realistic portrayal a great deal of the advice is going to involve forceful sexual advances.  In the animal kingdom, "no" doesn’t mean no.  When Mr. Lion is horny he takes what he wants.  But surely if Kevin James persists there’s going to be a HILARIOUS moment where a woman knees him in the balls.