The Weinsteins Getting In Bed With Miley Cyrus
"Cyrus plays a young girl who is hired by the FBI to go undercover at a college sorority. She's a tough streetwise private detective who has to become a refined sophisticated university girl to protect the daughter of a former mobster."
A (made up) Weinstein Company exec was (fake) quoted as (not) saying:
"Yes, that face and twang DO say 'tough streetwise private detective,' why do you ask? I think she'll totally pull it off. Well, maybe she does look a little young in the face, and maybe she doesn't have a tough bone in her body, but... um, Piven! Piven will pull this thing together right? He's dependable! Oh god, what have we done?"