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It was a wild ride full of BANGs, POPs, BOOMs, KAPOWs, and several WHOOSHes, but once all the proverbial dust settled the asteroid with a mission to send earth back to the dark ages took the prize. Sometimes it’s the movies with the most ridiculous plots that have the best pyrotechnics. Keep that in mind all you young filmmakers as your professors drill the importance of story into your heads. Stand up from your desk in defiance, stick out your middle finger and shout, “F*ck you, teach! Gimme more explosions!”

THE WEEKEND’S TOP LINKS:

Sarah Lyons Is Busty In A Variety Of Places (Gorillamask)

Drunken Argument: Mexican Food Or Chinese Food? (Holytaco)

James Franco Trashes A Nice Bedroom (Filmdrunk)

The 50 Funniest Street Signs Of All Time (Manofest)

Robot Penguin Pet Is Internet Capable, Loveable (Walyou)

Everything About Tyler Perry Is Annoying (Pajiba)

The 5 Most Hated Creatures On The Planet That Don’t Deserve It (Cracked)

Michael Jackson Is Dead, Douches Try To Exploit Tragedy (Sickpigs)

Drunken Party Girl Boob Circles (Coedmagazine)

Hot Models Prevent Ugly Scene At UFC Photoshoot (Cagepotato)

Sucky Toys From Foreign Gift Shops (Unreality)

The Best Of Awful Best Man Speeches (Asylum)

Wouldn’t It Be Nice To Have A Beer Tap In Your Home? (Mademan)

Spike TV’s New Show: "John And Cake Plus Six" (Celebjihad)

Food Landscapes Made With Bacon And Other Assorted Meats (Uncoached)

7 Bizarre Objects That Were Found Lodged In Hind-Quarters (Regretfulmorning)

Essentials For Building Your Own Poker Room (Bachelorguy)

Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt Are Banned From E! (Moondogsports)

Quick Knee To The Face Ends A Fight Real Quick (Nothingtoxic)

Inappropriate Workplace: Copy And Feel (Atomfilms)

Zach Snyder Is Really Trying To Do A 300 Sequel? (Filmofilia)

 

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