First off, I know Tonto doesn't wear the mask, but I don't care.

Disney will release The Lone Ranger on December 21, 2012. Now you know what to see on Christmas day before you gorge on Chinese food. Hi ho, Silver! and all that jazz. The film, directed by Gore Verbinski, stars Armie Hammer as the titular Lone Ranger and Johnny Depp as his trusty sidekick, Tonto. I'm personally excited to see what new funny voice Depp will come up with this time. Or his take on the cliché Native American speech pattern.

Ang Lee's Life of Pi and Judd Apatow's next film also release on December 21, 2012. That is until they realize they're opening against a Johnny Depp film.